02 April 2008

"Stop Making Movies About My Books!"

Courtesy of The Onion, Dr. Seuss finally says what we've all been waiting to hear:

"Why it's simply an outrage—a crime, you must judge!—
To crap on my books with this big-budget sludge.
My books are for children to learn ones and twos in,
Not commercialous slop for Jim Carrey to ruin."


Alkelda the Gleeful said...

You tell 'em, Mr. Geisel! It's an UNSPEAKABLE OUTRAGE, as Owen Meany would say.

plainy said...


montana said...

Couldn't agree more!