02 April 2008

"Stop Making Movies About My Books!"

Courtesy of The Onion, Dr. Seuss finally says what we've all been waiting to hear:

"Why it's simply an outrage—a crime, you must judge!—
To crap on my books with this big-budget sludge.
My books are for children to learn ones and twos in,
Not commercialous slop for Jim Carrey to ruin."

3 comments:

Alkelda the Gleeful said...

You tell 'em, Mr. Geisel! It's an UNSPEAKABLE OUTRAGE, as Owen Meany would say.

plainy said...

AMEN!!!

montana said...

Couldn't agree more!