07 November 2007

Breaking News: Legendary Rodent Stages Coup

Statement released by the Mickey Mouse Club:

"Enough is enough. I'm taking back the Magic Kingdom. -M. M."

Thanks to Quantum of Wantum for breaking the story. An anonymous source within the Mickey Mouse Club claims that Mickey was consumed by jealousy over Pixar's success and timed the coup to coincide with the release of Ratatouille in order to "put that upstart rat back in his place."

We will keep you posted as events continue to unfold.

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