With the threat of a recession breathing down our necks, Congress has decided to provide some relief with an economic stimulus package--which will include a tax rebate. Whether this will turn the economy around remains to be seen. But at the very least, it will put a little extra money in all of our pockets. So, today's question is:
What will you do with your tax rebate?
Harold: I've been meaning to broaden my artistic horizons a bit, so I'd really like to buy a new crayon... I've been wanting to get my hands on a nice Burnt Sienna for some time now. That would be sweet.
Mahalia Mouse: Student Loans. Student Freakin' Loans.
Very Hungry Caterpillar: I'm going out to buy some Ben and Jerry's, a handful of Jolly Ranchers, maybe a couple chili cheez dogs... and then some Tums. For some reason my stomach is killing me.
Clifford the Big Red Dog: Four words: World's Biggest Fire Hydrant.
Old Woman (who lived in a shoe): Well, given that I will get an additional rebate for each kid that I have, I should have more money than I know what to do with. The smart thing to do would be to put it all into an interest bearing account to build up a college fund for all these little rascals--but to heck with it. I'm saving the money for my retirement so I can move into a nice high rise someday, maybe something in a nice suede pump.
The Little Engine That Could: I'm hoping to go from being "The Little Engine That Could" to "The Little Engine That Doesn't Have To Anymore." Early retirement, here I come! Whoo! Whoo!
Corduroy: Forget a new button, I'm buying myself a whole new suit from Calvin Klein!
Runny Babbit: I'd hove to lire a theech sperapist. (translation: I'd love to hire a speech therapist.)
Don't forget Alexander Who Used to be Rich Last Sunday. Now, he's Alexander Who's Rolling in the Dough and Doesn't Have to Move Anywhere.
Bunny from Good Night Moon: A damn caterer. I 'm sick to death of having a bowl of mush every night.
Lily: Gucci. This purple plastic purse is so yesterday.
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