Best Books We Read in August (@BookRiot)

Head over to Book Riot for a full roundup of the best books we collectively read in August.  Some really good stuff there. My choice was:

Turtle Diary by Russell Hoban

If a novel starring a used bookshop clerk and a children’s author doesn’t set off your bookish spidey-sense, I don’t know what will. Hoban (himself the renowned children’s author of Bread and Jam for Frances and others) tells this funny but restrained story about two kindred spirits drawn together by sea turtles in the local zoo. Unable to shake the thought that caged life is keeping the turtles from their greater purpose, the two hatch a plot to return the creatures to their natural habitat.  Perhaps foolishly, the two harbor a secret hope that releasing the turtles will also somehow offer an escape from their own lives of quiet desperation. Originally published in the seventies and recently reissued by the New York Review of Books, the premise may sound a tad hokey, but Hoban is a skillful observer of human nature and draws convincing portraits of two people desperate to find purpose amidst the monotony of modern life.

Not Just Child's Play: A Fall 2013 Picture Book Preview for The Atlantic Wire

from Journey by Aaron Becker (Candlewick)

This week I had the opportunity to write a picture book preview for the Atlantic Wire.  Luckily for me, there is an incredible slate of books coming out in the next couple of months, so the challenge was really narrowing it down to a digestible list.

Please CLICK HERE to read the full article at the Atlantic Wire.  The article was kind of aimed toward a broader audience, many of whom might not normally think about children's books.  Which means I didn't go into too much depth.  Over the next little bit I might dive in a little deeper for the kidlit aficionados out there, but in the meantime, here is a list (in alphabetical order) of the books that I included, all of which are worth your time and then some.

• Alphablock by Christopher Franceschelli (Abrams, Aug. 6)
• Animal Opposites by Petr Horacek (Candlewick, Aug. 6)
• Battle Bunny by Jon Scieszka and Mac Barnett, illus. by Matthew Myers (Simon & Schuster, Oct. 22)
• Boxers and Saints by Gene Yuen Lang (Macmillan/Roaring Brook/First Second, Sept. 10)
• Cozy Classics - Emma by Jack Wang and Holman Wang (Simply Read, Oct. 19)
• Crabtree by Tucker Nichols and Jon Nichols (McSweeneys/McMullens, Aug. 13)
• Dream Animals: A Bedtime Journey by Emily Winfield Martin (Random House, Oct. 22)
• Emma in Paris by Claire Frossard, illus. by Christope Urbain (Enchanted Lion, Nov. 19)
• Fraidyzoo by Thyra Heder (Abrams, Nov. 5)
• Hello, My Name Is Ruby by Philip C. Stead (Macmillan/Roaring Brook Press, Sept. 3)
• The Hole by Øyvind Torseter (Enchanted Lion, Sept. 10)
• Ike's Incredible Ink by Brianne Farley (Candlewick, Aug. 6)
• Journey by Aaron Becker (Candlewick, Aug. 6)
• The Line by Paula Bossio (Kids Can Press, Sept. 1)
• The Nowhere Box by Sam Zuppardi (Candlewick, Nov. 12)
• Mr. Tiger Goes Wild by Peter Brown (Little Brown, Sept. 3)
• Mr. Wuffles! by David Wiesner (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt/Clarion, Oct. 1)
• My Blue Is Happy by Jessica Young, illus. by Catia Chien Candlewick, Aug. 6)
• Rock-a-Bye Room by Susan Meyers, illus. by Amy Bates (Abrams, Oct. 1)
• Tap the Magic Tree by Christie Matheson (HarperCollins/Greenwillow, Aug. 27)

If Famous Authors Read One-Star Reviews of Their Books (@BookRiot)

This post originally appeared on Book Riot.

It seems like every couple months I see a post go around about Amazon one-star reviews of classic books. Recently there was Buzzfeed’s Depressing One Star Reviews of Classic Literature and earlier this year Book Riot’s own Johann Thorsson compiled some doozies in his post on One-Star Reviews of Beloved Books.

Keep ‘em coming, internet. They never disappoint.

Inspired by Jimmy Kimmel’s always funny Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, I thought it’d be fun to imagine these authors reading their own one-star reviews. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a bad review can really sting, man.

One Star Review of James Baldwin’s GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN

One Star Review of THE COMPLETE POEMS OF EMILY DICKINSON

One Star Review of Jonathan Franzen’s FREEDOM

One Star Review of Flannery O’Connor’s WISE BLOOD

One Star Review of Toni Morrison’s BELOVED

One Star Review of Haruki Murakami’s 1Q84

One Star Review of Joan Didion’s THE YEAR OF MAGICAL THINKING

One Star Review of Ernest Hemingway’s THE SUN ALSO RISES

One Star Review of Junot Diaz’s THE BRIEF WONDROUS LIFE OF OSCAR WAO

One Star Review of J. D. Salinger’s THE CATCHER IN THE RYE

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A is for Achebe: Who Makes Your Author Alphabet (@BookRiot)

This post originally appeared on Book Riot.

As a newish father, it sometimes feels like the only organizing principle of my world is the alphabet. From books to blocks to magnets to soup, the alphabet has imposed its will and everything around me now automatically categorizes itself, shuffling obediently into its proper place in this efficient 26 character system.

With the alphabet on the brain (seriously, C is for Cookie is playing in my head as I type this) I thought this would be a fun question to throw out to the book-loving community: Who makes it onto your Author Alphabet?

You can use whatever criteria you want. It could be based on first or last name (or with tricky letters like Q and X, just do whatever the heck you need to do). It can have authors you love or ones that you loathe. You can have read their entire works or have never read a single word. You can try to make your alphabet diverse and representative, or you can fill it exclusively with female authors from the Mississippi Delta.

You get the idea. Anything goes.

Now that we’ve established the ground rules (or lack thereof), I’d like to hear from you all: Who makes it onto your Author Alphabet?

Here’s mine:

A: Achebe, Chinua
B: Borges, Jorge Luis
C: Coetzee, J. M.
D: Díaz, Junot
E: Egan, Jennifer
F: Fitzgerald, F. Scott
G: Galeano, Eduardo
H: Hurston, Zora Neale
I: Ishiguro, Kazuo
J: James, E. L. Johnson, Crockett
K: Kincaid, Jamaica
L: Lahiri, Jhumpa
M: Mitchell, David
N: Nabokov, Vladimir
O: O’Connor, Flannery
P: Pamuk, Orhan
Q: Quentin Blake
R: Rowling, J. K.
S: Saunders, George
T: Twain, Mark
U: Updike, John
V: Vonnegut, Kurt
W: Wallace, David Foster
X: Xingjian, Gao
Y: Yoshikawa, Eiji
Z: Zadie Smith

(Warning: Some of the letters force you into really hard decisions whereas others really make you stretch just to come up with a name. The above list is definitely not set in stone and I reserve the right to change my mind often–that’s the beauty of the “anything goes” rule.)

Runaway Bunny starring Liam Neeson (@BookRiot)

[This post originally appeared on Book Riot.]

Credit for this mashup goes to reader Kyle Behymer who left this comment on a previous post:

Whenever I read The Runaway Bunny to my kids I hear Liam Neeson’s voice in my head: “I don’t know why you’re running away. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for junk food I can tell you I don’t have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career as a Mama Bunny. Skills that make me a nightmare for runaway bunnies like you. If you come home now, that’ll be the end of it and I will give you a carrot. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will hug you.”

Well done Kyle, well done indeed. Anyone who has seen Taken knows that there are no lengths to which Liam Neeson won’t go for his children. Kyle recognized that the intensity of that parental devotion–which admittedly can be a bit dark at times–is matched only by that of the legendarily persistent Mama Bunny. (Make sure to check outKyle’s blog for a more in-depth look at the Neeson/Mama Bunny comparison.)

With Kyle’s permission, we took his idea and ran with it (pun unfortunately intended). So, without any further ado, here is Runaway Bunny starring Liam Neeson (screenplay by Margaret Wise Brown).

Guest collaborator Kyle is a human factors psychologist by day, and as the father of a two year old and an eight month old, a children’s book reading machine at night.  He has been chronicling the crazy thoughts that pop into his head while reading Goodnight Moon for the 5507th time at writingboutreading.blogspot.com.  When not reading, he enjoys traveling the world with his wife on a quest to find the best bite of food and offsetting this hobby by training for both adventure and endurance races.

20 Books You Pretend to Have Read

Book Riot recently ran another reader poll about what books people pretend to have read and asked me to help with some of the accompanying graphics, knowing that I can't resist the chance to make a venn diagram.

Click here for the full post.





Some links:

• The Paris Review: Literate Liars and the Lying Lies We Tell
• The Week's Most Popular Posts

Love You Forever: 5 of Hollywood's Sexiest Men Read to You from Children's Classics (@BookRiot)

This post originally appeared on Book Riot.

You know what they say: There is nothing sexier than a man reading a children’s book.

Okay, so I don’t know if anyone actually says that.

But as a man who is often spotted reading children’s books in public, I really want this to be a thing. Completely self-serving, I know. To help make this happen, I’ve recruited some of Hollywood’s most dashing leading men to read to you from beloved children’s classics.

Everyone together now: THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN A MAN READING A CHILDREN’S BOOK.

Javier Bardem reading from RUNAWAY BUNNY

Idris Elba reading from LOVE YOU FOREVER

Benedict Cumberbatch reading from MY LOVE WILL FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE

Ryan Gosling reading from WINNIE THE POOH

Channing Tatum reading from CHICKA CHICKA BOOM BOOM

Some links:

• Cup of Jo: Let's Talk About Books
• Sexy Movie Stars Reading Picture Books: the Greenwillow Edition
• Robert Stutts: Monday Magpie
• Summerhen: Internet Gems - Children's Story Books
• The Wonderist
• Two-Legged Animal
• The Week's Most Popular Posts
• The Week's Most Popular Posts (Food Riot)

Pride and Prejudice meets Parks and Recreation (@BookRiot)

CLICK HERE for the full post at Book Riot.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a singular novel in possession of a devoted following must be in want of a mashup.

Pride and Recreation or Parks and Prejudice, whatever you want to call it, please join us on a tour of Jane Austen’s world–infused with the irrepressible spirit of Pawnee, Indiana.

starring Elizabeth Bennet

and Fitzwilliam “Mr.” Darcy

Some links:

• The Paris Review: Parks and Prejudice, and Other News
• Buzzfeed: From the wonderful people over at BookRiot comes Pride and Recreation/Parks and Prejudice: the mash-up you never knew you wanted.
• Picador USA: Bookmarked: Pages Being Shared in the Picador Office
• The Week's Most Popular Posts
• The Week's Most Popular Posts (Food Riot)

Favorite Book of the Year So Far: The Frank Show

Book Riot asked us to pick our favorite books of the year so far.  My choice was The Frank Show.  CLICK HERE to check out the full list.

The Frank Show by David Mackintosh 

My favorite picture book so far this year is about a young boy who worries about having to bring his curmudgeon of a grandfather into class for show-and-tell. While there is nothing surprising about the plot itself, the execution is so good that it doesn’t matter. Mackintosh’s illustrations are hilarious and intricately haphazard, if that makes any sense–think of a collaboration between Wes Anderson and Ralph Steadman.

And while the overall message is endearing, it never tips over into the sickeningly sweet. In the hands of another author you might get hit over the head with an overly sentimental life lesson that culminates with a group hug and a Cat Stevens song. Mackintosh, on the other hand, deftly handles the boy’s newfound appreciation for his grandfather who, despite his worn pajamas and creaky limbs, turns out to be quite the badass.

Coloring Outside the Lines: The Diversity Gap in Children’s Literature(@BookRiot)

There's been a lot of interesting discussion in the kid's lit world about diversity thanks to Lee & Low's post on “Why Hasn’t the Number of Multicultural Books Increased In Eighteen Years?”. In particular, I was interested in the question raised by the always on point Betsy Bird, who said “we need to officially address how we feel about white authors and illustrators writing books about people of other races. Is it never okay? Sometimes okay? Always okay?”.

I took a stab at responding over at Book Riot. CLICK HERE to read it.


Some links:

• School Library Journal (A Fuse #8 Production): Fusenews Rules of Summer in November
• Tapestry Writers Collective - Threads: Diversity and the heart of the story
• Nerdy Book Club: Authoring Stories about Cultures Not Our Own (also at Katie Quirk's blog)

The Good, the Bad, and the Unread

Book Riot recently polled its readers on their Favorite Novels, their Most Hated Novels, and theNovels They Keep Meaning to Read. The posts generated some lively debate, so we decided to take a closer look at the results.

Here is how the three lists overlap:

Note: The Favorites circle is bigger because of a larger sample size.

CLICK HERE for the full article (and more venn diagrams!) at Book Riot

The Narrative Magic of Picture Books: An Interview with Mac Barnett (@BookRiot)

If you don’t think picture books can be considered literary fiction, that Harold and the Purple Crayon is strictly child’s play, then a few minutes with Mac Barnett may change your mind. The author (whose works include Chloe and the Lion and Extra Yarn) speaks passionately about his craft and has strong opinions about the power and potential of children’s literature. After hearing him at a recent picture book panel in DC (where he held court on everything from metafiction to skeomorphism), I decided to track him down for a few questions.

[Click here for the full interview at Book Riot]

Also, definitely head over to Seven Impossible Things Before Breakfast to check out the joint interview with Mac, Jon Scieszka, and Matthew Myers about Battle Bunny.

Zooey Deschanel as Amelia Bedelia: A Match Made in Quirk Heaven(@BookRiot)

Note: I originally posted this on Book Riot.

This year marks the 50th anniversary of one of the most beloved characters in children’s literature, Peggy Parish’s Amelia Bedelia. As luck would have it, the universe has provided us with the perfect actress to play her: Zooey Deschanel.

Deschanel oozes the odd-but-endearing nature that is Amelia Bedelia’s signature. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the classic series, Amelia Bedelia is a maid who is constantly getting into trouble for misunderstanding (or taking too literally) common sayings like, “drawing the drapes” or “stealing home plate.” Of course, Hollywood would probably modernize the script, replacing the iconic maid’s outfit with a closet of hipster-chic sun dresses and turning the story into some kind of millenial rom-com… maybe something like:

“Loveable but unlucky in love, Amelia Bedelia is a Brooklyn barista who gets fired after a series of unfortunate misunderstandings. Unwilling to move back in with her parents, she takes a job as a live-in maid for a wealthy Park Slope family. Despite her repeated mishaps, she slowly wins everyone over.  But the question remains: will she ever find true love?”

Here are a few scenes to whet your appetite for this hypothetical movie:

Things at her new place get off to a bit of a rocky start:

While things on the homefront improve, Amelia eventually becomes disillusioned with the single lifestyle:

So she decides to start playing the field, with mixed results:

At one point she gets involved with and tries to help a guy with a shady past:

Then in an unexpected twist, the movie takes a bizarre science fiction turn:

But in the end, it looks like Amelia Bedelia might have found someone who actually gets her:

So, what do you say Hollywood? Coming soon to a theater near you?

Some links:

• Harper Collins Childrens Tumblr
• School Library Journal (A Fuse #8 Production): Fusenews "At 13 Bad Literature..."
• Books Outside the Box: Friday Links