In A Moveable Feast, Hemingway talks about the life of a writer, saying that "All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know."
I wonder if Dr. Charlotte Cowan had this in mind while writing "The Moose With Loose Poops". How else could she construct a sentence as devastatingly honest as:
"A waterfall's coming out of my bottom!"
Yikes! Forget the truth! and forget you, Hemingway!
I don't want the truth! I can't handle the truth!