This controversial children's book classic is just begging to be adapted for the big screen... I can see it now:
Title: The Five Chinese Brothers
Tagline: If They Can’t Tell Us Apart, They Can’t Pick Us Out Of A Line-Up.
Plot: In this subversive action-adventure, five Asian-American friends, sick of people not being able to tell them apart, decide to use their anonymity to their advantage and plan the crime spree of a lifetime.Director: Wai-keung Lau
Producer: Quentin Tarantino
Screenplay: Claire Huchet Bishop
Art Direction: Kurt Wiese
Note: In case you didn't recognize the poster, here is the original.